If, on January 1, 2000, we had switched to 25-hour days and months that were uniformly 30 days long, it would actually be

The 25 Hour Day

If you're like most people (which is not to say that you are) you probably love it when the "fall back" part of daylight savings time comes around and you get an extra hour of sleep. And if you're like one group of people, you find you function better at night. If you're like others, you're a morning person. Whichever the case, there is now a solution. It is the 25 hour day. What? you ask. Are you nuts? Don't you understand what a massive undertaking that would be? you ask. What about astronomy and stuff? you ask. Well, I say forget about all that. Here's a look at the top ten benefits that will result. 

10.	Big jump in business for clockmakers and computer programmers. (Lest they all lose their jobs once Y2K is fixed.)
9.	Big jump in the other business as almanacs, etc. need to be reevaluated.
8.	Everybody will have a point in the year where the global clock will be in sync with their clock rather than being forced to constantly oppose the world or work in less than ideal conditions.
7.	Those fans of the dark have their cake and eat it too for a good portion of the year.
6.	Greater variety in life.
5.	Pisses off those loser farmers.
4.	Wreaks general havoc, breaking down the barriers between here and anarchy.
3.	Get rid of real Daylight Savings Time.
2.	More business for the electric company.
1.	More sleep or more television - your choice.